ELevATe yOUr tHOugHts

In the two elevators of the building that International Affair Center is located, there are always short articles posted. The theme of the articles is "elevate your thoughts". I always find it interesting to read them. Since it takes some time to get to International Affair Center that is on the topest floor of the building--6th floor, I never miss the chance to read the short articles. Sometimes the articles are funny, other times they are usually touching.

Yesterday when I went to International Affair Center, the articles posted this time are also nice as they always are. So I decided to put them down, quote them on my blog and share them with you:

Finish What You Start

By following the simple advice I heard on Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil reclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things that I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Cabernet, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Bailey, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, and a pint of Ben and Jerry's, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

Bird Flu Symptoms

The center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.